I know. Shut up. It’s been a crazy couple of weeks. You wouldn’t believe the shit that’s been going down over here. Hectic. We’re really sorry… Why am I apologizing? You probably haven’t been here for two weeks! Where the F have you been, huh? I don’t know why I bother.

Man, do you ever wonder where that body building sax player from The Lost Boys is now? I do. What about Perry Farell’s girlfriend from The Gift: Where is she now? What about Paul from The Wonder Years: Where the F is he? What? ‘Who cares?’ Me, man! Unfortunately.
I just finished reading JAWS for what must be the tenth time. It’s so good. I’ll bet you’ve never read it. No one has. Everyone thinks I’m stupid for recommending it. Well. let me remind you, brother, that the book was on the New York Times best seller list for a year, and then they made it into a movie! Such a rad book. Wait… The asian guy from 21 Jump St: Where in tarnation is that motherfucker? I think he played Bruce Lee in that Bruce Lee biopic, what was it called? They Call Me Bruce? Whatever; it was hilarious. Bruce Lee is great. “He who loses his temper will look like a dickhead eventually” Bruce Lee said that, and I live by it… or at least agree with it for the most part.
Seriously sorry about the lack of activity on the blog. It’s been hard to keep a boner going while all this other shinanigans has been going down. Nothing bad; just busy.
Here’s a song.