Will you just look at this big fat evil bastard? Who cares if he’s being fished into extinction? He’s an asshole.
I used to fish a ton when I was a kid. I’d take my little green tackle box and my little red rod, and I’d trot down to the river behind my house to catch carp; millions and millions of carp, there wasn’t much else. I’d sit idle and alone for long saturdays, throwing the muddy fish over my shoulder like so many unforgivably crappy Christmas presents. They’d land in a pile and flip, and puff their gills, and then, just before they departed for that big river in the clouds, my German shepherd Zeus would roll all over them. Why do dogs roll in stinky things? Vomit, shit, Keith Urban’s discography; Zeus’ love of filth was only exceeded by his loathing of the inevitable hose and shampoo. We may as well’ve kept a pig for a pet. And he was epileptic. There were times when I’d see him shuddering on the ground, and think, “Fucking hell. What’s he rolling in this time?” only to realize he was having a seizure. Sad.
Anyway, the short lived- and kind of whatever- ‘Cat of the Week’ is back! Can you believe it? We haven’t had a cat of the week since 2007. Crazy.
We got this in the mail today-

Dear Wooooo,
This is my cat Froggy. He should be cat of the week becasue his name is Froggy and he eats icecream and Doritos and he only has one eye. We found him in the back of my brothers coffee shop in Raleigh NC. He was a stray and looked skinny and we thought he would die unless we brought him home. He is the best cat ever!
PLease make Frog cat of the week.

Thank You.
-Carl Wiseman.

Thanks Carl! And hello Froggy, you myopic little bundle of mischief!
If you have a cat, and you think he or she is worthy of ‘Cat of the Week’, send us a pic and a few words explaining what is so good about your cat. Or don’t.

In other news: we got this vid in the mail today from Taryn the transcriptionist…
I’m afraid the kids are most definitely not alright.

Disturbed much? Jesus.
Now, you may remember that a few posts ago I was collecting up all the Jim Morrisons on bookface. Well, I’m proud to say I’ve got about 370 now, and some of them are actually real people who just happen to be named Jim Morrison.
Here’s my top three. See you tomorrow or the next day…