Speaking of money, years ago, my best buddy, John, and I came up with an idea to make a ton of money. It was called “Straight Camp”
Straight Camp was a place where parents could send their gay teens to be made straight. Over the course of about two weeks we’d put the kids through our rigorous program, and when they came home the gay would be completely wrung out of them. They’d be de-homo’d, or at least that’s what the pamphlet would say.
In reality, Straight Camp would work like this: the parents would pay an exorbitant fee and then a bus would come by and pick up their gay teens. Then the bus would take all the little fruitcakes to the campground which was really just a massive Caligulan orgy where everyone would drink, do drugs, and bang their brains out, all on mom and pop’s dime. John and I wouldn’t stick around for the party (too gay. Sorry), we’d fly off in a helicopter to count our loot somewhere on a beach.
Straight Camp obviously had a few technical/legal flaws, but we designed a t-shirt on a bar napkin and then lost it all the same.
Anyway, this isn’t a goodbye…it sounds like one, though, right? Well, it’s not. It’s just a thing where I tell you I don’t have time to do this shit no more. Anyway, thanks for your support. You guys are the best eight guys I ever knew.

Hugs!
Crombie & the Gang.

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